sampler

An electronic musical instrument that plays back and records sounds so that they can be played using a keyboard or a sequencer. Not to be confused with a synthesizer or ROMpler

A sampler is never going to sound as good as the real instrument.

by SynthBaron November 28, 2003

sampler

when people go around and just take samples of food with no intention of buying anything from the place they are sampling

Annie is not allowed in the food court because she is a notorious sampler

by the man sized mancotti lover December 23, 2005

sampler

When you jerk off and blow it in your hand. Then you bring it to your mouth and take a lick

Jay likes taking a sampler

by Jay V May 08, 2003

The sampler

Also known as “finger test”. Inserting one or more fingers into the vagina then swiftly yet subtly (without the subject noticing) smelling the fingers ergo making the decision if cunnilingus is in order. Same technique can also be applied to the anus.

Kris says: “Did you eat her beaver ?”
Sebastian says: “No! I did the sampler and it wasn’t a very inviting scent!”

by SebbieFresh January 16, 2010

The Sampler

A method of oral sex when a man (or women) eats out a womans vagina. You go in lightly, just barely licking the edge of the clit, and gradually increase the strength and length of your licks/penatrations with your tongue so you are "sampling" the woman's vag.

Some ladies consider it to be more arousing due to the gradually heightening and intensity of the licks/strokes.

Oh man Johnny gave me a the sampler last night and it really hit my spot!

Tim sampled Alexandra's pussy as he ate her out.

by middymax May 02, 2009

the sampler

n. an orgy with a member of every race
n. sexual intercourse with a member of every race on separate occasions.

Last night I had the sampler but the Asian girl bitched too much.

If only I could find a Native American girl I could complete the sampler!

by Johnny Two Toes October 30, 2007

Sampler

When approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. This is comprised of no more than 5 sexual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. It is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.

I like that guy, maybe he could give me a sampler. -or- Lemme get a sampler.

by Christine Jeremy March 29, 2007