sampey

when you want a guy so much even though youve never met him, or heard of him

Girl 1:have you met that sampey yet?
Girl 2:isnt he that loser that works at the drum shop?

by holly r August 26, 2006

sampynis

(noun) a really retarded person who acts like a dick or penis often used by Taiwanese students to mock others.
It started in an international school when a student called Sampson Tsai showed his dick in class and started dancing .
(Verb) sampyniscate
(adverb) sampynisly

Damn Jack you are such a sampynis for eating 5 apples .
Tom just sampyniscated in class.
Bob looked at me sampynisly with his dick out.

by JHSADJGKHSDJGKHSAKJ September 28, 2017

samey

when something remains consistent when one would expect there to be more variation. Often used in a musical context.

The vocals on The Flaming Lips albums are samey.

by Dan Britton May 17, 2006

swampeye

When you cum and deliberately hit them in the eye.

1# Did you see your girl last night?
2# Yeah, I gave her a swampeye.
1# Damn son!
2# She said her eye is still hurting and won't talk to me. So worth it though.

by Anabel69 October 24, 2014

sameya

You are absolutely FLAWLESS with your nice chocolate skin
Usually recognised as a gorgeous and incredibly intelligent werid person

“Girl she is finee.... Her name must be Sameya”

by Cutee piee May 12, 2018

sameyness

instead of just saying same old, the addition of sameyness makes the phrase 'same old' appear complete, and also makes it seem even more repetitive by using that particular phrase.

Adam: So what's new with you?

Louise: Same old sameyness

by JazzyCat September 16, 2010

Sampy

He is amazing, sexy and most of all a bad mother fucker! Sampy is hands down the sexiest man on earth! When you get you a Sampy go ahead and look forward to 10 1/2 inches. Sampy is a amazing boxer! When in a relationship he is the most loyal man! He is not a cheater! When he loves a woman, that woman is his heart. He don’t fall I. Love easy, but when he does the world knows! Sampy loves the gym his child or children more then anything in the world!

Who is that bad ass knocking people out?

That’s Sampy he has hands for days!

by Sampysgirlfriend January 17, 2019