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So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"
Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008
Feeling complete, utter sadness with the intensity of an orgasm. Also a band in which Homer Simpson played.
Mike: Hey, John! Guess what?

John: What?

Mike: Your girlfriend dumped you. She’s going out with Henry now.

John: Please excuse me while I have a sadgasm.

John: (Has sadgasm.)
A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.
Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"
Sargasm by roaring17s February 13, 2019
Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.
"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."
sargasm by Ben Frey May 26, 2006
Homer Simpson's Rock band!
When Marge finds herself attracted to offbeat 'Professor August', Homer decides he has had enough of Marge's wandering eye, focusing his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called 'grunge' and forms a band called 'Sadgasm'.
Sadgasm came and rocked Springfield and the 90's references were blazing.

Hey man, lets go see Sadgasm play tonight!
sadgasm by Adam11Power February 14, 2008
Something that happens when you have an epic love for the Saw movies.
"Omg I'm so excited to see the new Saw movie, I'm gonna have a SAWgasm!"
SAWgasm by Scoot755 October 22, 2009