Sabgasm 

A Sabgasm is the act of one or more Sabs gathering together and remembering music, playing music, reminiscing of a past event in band, or just being a complete Sab.

Kayla, Gabrielle , and I were having a major Sabgasm in th middle of class today.

Sabgasm by J-Fresh Tuitt August 16, 2009

Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

subgasm 

The awesome feeling you get after eating the best Subway sandwich in the history of sandwiches.

"That sexy Subway sandwich with Italian Herbs, Cheese bread, and Spicy Italian meat with jalapeños, vinegar, and oil gave me one hell of a subgasm last night!"

"Oh Jared! That was quite a subgasm!"

subgasm by Jared's Wife January 23, 2010

Sadgasm 

Feeling complete, utter sadness with the intensity of an orgasm. Also a band in which Homer Simpson played.

Mike: Hey, John! Guess what?

John: What?

Mike: Your girlfriend dumped you. She’s going out with Henry now.

John: Please excuse me while I have a sadgasm.

John: (Has sadgasm.)

Sadgasm by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 10, 2019

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.

Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"

Sargasm by roaring17s February 13, 2019

sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

sargasm by Ben Frey May 26, 2006

sadgasm 

Homer Simpson's Rock band!
When Marge finds herself attracted to offbeat 'Professor August', Homer decides he has had enough of Marge's wandering eye, focusing his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called 'grunge' and forms a band called 'Sadgasm'.

Sadgasm came and rocked Springfield and the 90's references were blazing.

Hey man, lets go see Sadgasm play tonight!

sadgasm by Adam11Power February 14, 2008