Sagasm

When a new concept, series of concepts, or the ensuing discussion of said concepts is so stimulating to the mind that one experiences a climactic mental state akin to the physical state of the orgasm; a mental orgasm. The experience is named for Carl Sagan, as it is through watching or reading his works that this experience is most commonly achieved.

I never knew the universe was so huge. Earth is just, like, a mote of dust, illuminated in a beam of sunlight, floating in the great cosmic ocean. Ooooh, oh man, I think I'm having a Sagasm!

Oh man, so amazing. It okay if I just fall asleep?

by Harmonica John October 20, 2010

sagassi

An orange ass looking dude. Real sweet source of citrus if ya know what I'm saying. Also the name of a hit song

There was a real sagassi in the vending machince

by Doxey90 May 10, 2018

Sagamore Middle School

A medium sized school that belongs to the Sachem district that is known for having a overpopulation problem jack asses leaving three car gaps the six grade drug dealers and fucking savages who start "fights" by calling each other pussies and never really punching each other and kids that call someone gay then say "SUCK MY DICK"

Sagamore middle school has an over population problem

by Finglefoobus October 21, 2016

Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

Sadgasm

Feeling complete, utter sadness with the intensity of an orgasm. Also a band in which Homer Simpson played.

Mike: Hey, John! Guess what?

John: What?

Mike: Your girlfriend dumped you. She’s going out with Henry now.

John: Please excuse me while I have a sadgasm.

John: (Has sadgasm.)

by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 10, 2019

Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.

Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"

by roaring17s February 13, 2019

Sagamore Middle School

A school on Long Island, part of Sachem School District. Things were going fine for Sagamore until the 2016-17 year, when a portion of the kids from Sequoya were thrown into Sagamore. Now, Sagamore has a VERY bad overpopulation problem, and requires maximum effort to make it through your day.

Guy 1: Bro, I fucking love Sagamore Middle School!

Guy 2: Not for long bro, next year those rich Sequoya fucks are coming!

Guy 1: Awww shit!

by TowersTheKid November 6, 2016