Salprise
Bill - "Man, I was driving down the road after having my car worked on and the wheel fell off"
John - "Dude, thats a classic Salprise"
John - "Dude, thats a classic Salprise"
Salprise by Yo yo yo yo yo yo January 28, 2021
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salprise
“Man, my mechanic just worked on my car and the wheel fell of when i was driving.”
“Dude, what the fuck, classic Salprise.
“Dude, what the fuck, classic Salprise.
salprise by Yo yo yo yo yo yo January 28, 2021
Sadprise
Sadprise by lamepotatoes June 12, 2008
saprise
similar to cheesecake surprise.
when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.
when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.
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