me: hello what’s your last name?
person: salamon.
me: omg you’re perfect
person: thanks
me: marry me
person: salamon.
me: omg you’re perfect
person: thanks
me: marry me
by ihateeveryone1247 April 02, 2022
Salamon is THE best and most greatest last name of all time. When you see someone with the last name “Salamon” keeps them in your life forever because they are the most pure, perfect person ever!!! Also, salamon is the best variation of this last name. If you see any other spelling run because “sala” is the best way to do it.
by applezandorangez November 24, 2021
A Ben-Salamon is usually a Jewish Australian lad who rocks a nice mullet and has a large dick. A Ben-Salamon had good style, is a bitch-magnet within a 5 kilometre radius and usually fucks them all in one night. A ben-Salamon goes through puberty at the age of 10-11 years old, and finishes at 13. He can have a full grown beard by age 14. A ben-Salamon never had ginger pubes, is never any other sexuality than straight, but can be homiesexual depending on what mood he is in.
by avahan59 August 23, 2022