salamon

the best last name.

me: hello what’s your last name?
person: salamon.
me: omg you’re perfect
person: thanks
me: marry me

by ihateeveryone1247 April 2, 2022

salamon

Salamon is THE best and most greatest last name of all time. When you see someone with the last name “Salamon” keeps them in your life forever because they are the most pure, perfect person ever!!! Also, salamon is the best variation of this last name. If you see any other spelling run because “sala” is the best way to do it.

Hey how do you spell your last name?
Salamon
Omg you’re perfect!!!

by applezandorangez November 24, 2021

Ben-Salamon

A Ben-Salamon is usually a Jewish Australian lad who rocks a nice mullet and has a large dick. A Ben-Salamon had good style, is a bitch-magnet within a 5 kilometre radius and usually fucks them all in one night. A ben-Salamon goes through puberty at the age of 10-11 years old, and finishes at 13. He can have a full grown beard by age 14. A ben-Salamon never had ginger pubes, is never any other sexuality than straight, but can be homiesexual depending on what mood he is in.

"Yo, Amy, Ben-Salamon's dick is huge! He's sooooo hot."

by avahan59 August 23, 2022

Salmon Arm

Salmon Arm is a touristy but cool town in British Colombia that is known for it's great fishing and hiking. However it became famous in 2016 when in two separate and unrelated incidents, fathers were arrested for hitting their young daughters after they found out the girls were passing out nudes and nasty porn all over school. The fathers got in a shit load of trouble but managed to stay out of jail. It's unknown if the two girls are back to passing out nudes and porn all over school.

Dude, if you go to Salmon Arm in the winter, you sure as hell better like snow.

by oceancats February 11, 2017

Salmon Arm

Salmon Arm, British Columbia is a pleasant little town that gets colder than a son of a bitch in the winter but is known for being a nice place for doing outdoor stuff if you don't mind freezing your ass off. The town became sort of famous a couple of years ago when an attention seeking 13 year old girl started sending nasty porn of herself to all the guys in town. Her daddy didn't like it so he womped her on the arse with a belt and the attention seeking little thot ran to the police and reported him. She got lots of attention and loved the publicity. And then a year later another little thot in town needed attention so she started sending out porn all over. When he daddy smacked her she also ran to the police. Neither father went to jail but the little hoes are now even more conceited and attention seeking and are back to sending porn of themselves all over school.

Salmon Arm is a little town in the middle of nowhere that has some really attention seeking little thots with enormous egos that love running to the cops when the fathers try and keep the girls from being hoes.

by hnoss August 24, 2017

salmon cowbell

a huge cunt. thats everything I have to say

Did you heard that Louis and Harry were forced to stay in the closet?

Yeah that salmon cowbell made them hide their sexuality

by fuckyouretight April 5, 2021

Mohammed bin Salmonella

Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.

- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."

by O. W. Tongueincheek December 9, 2021