SALAMONTI

SALAMONTI is everything, it is the highest degree of infatuation but at the same time the highest degree of shock. U choose.

*eddy sees a fine shawty walk past* “SALAMONTI🤯”

*eddy left his house keys on the train* “SALAAAMONTI😱”

by fillup9thegod October 30, 2023

SALAMONTI

SALAMONTI is everything, it is the highest degree of infatuation but at the same time the highest degree of shock. U choose.

*eddy sees a fine shawty walk past* “SALAMONTI🤯”

*eddy left his house keys on the train* “SALAAAMONTI😱”

by fillup9thegod October 30, 2023

salmoning

1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.

Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?

by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021

Salamantaloupe

A combination of a salamander and a cantaloupe.

Wow man, imagine if a salamander and a cantaloupe were mixed!??? It’d be a Salamantaloupe!

by jennaltracey April 22, 2019

salmoning

Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.

Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!

by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018

Salmonite

Any man who hates his own gender and believes that women, or anything female or feminine in nature is superior to men, or anything masculine or male. They think men are virtually worthless, abnormal weirdos with no character. They may go to somewhat extreme measures by threatening men who dare say anything contrary to their beliefs.

Kevin believes that women are perfect and can do no wrong. When another man in his ward got in an argument with a young woman and called her on her wrong doing and rude behavior, he got very angry and sent the young man to his office. Mr. Salmon proceeded to threaten to rip out the young man's throat if he didn't stop and even called the police. He banished the young man from the ward after berating him, and never wanted to see him again. That ward is infected with a salmonite bishop.

by BHart October 19, 2008

Salaminizer

1)A drunk, pervert , druggy, and a womanizer.
2)Oderus Urungus, the led singer of gwar

That pimp snorting coke of that woman's ass is such salaminizer!

by 13moorehuman September 14, 2010