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Salmonyla 

Pronounced (sal-mo-ny-la)

A disease in which one has the ability to produce extremely large amounts of cum without controlling it. The loads have been known to range between .9 and 1.1 liters.
Rob- Hey Brendan, what the fuck happened here ? It was fucking skyler again, he rained on a girl and just left her there passed out. When I asked him what happened, he told me he was unable to control his salmonyla because he forgot to take his pills.

Dave- Hey i have the disease too !
Salmonyla by Da Byla October 20, 2009
me: hello what’s your last name?
person: salamon.
me: omg you’re perfect
person: thanks
me: marry me
salamon by ihateeveryone1247 April 2, 2022

Ben-Salamon 

A Ben-Salamon is usually a Jewish Australian lad who rocks a nice mullet and has a large dick. A Ben-Salamon had good style, is a bitch-magnet within a 5 kilometre radius and usually fucks them all in one night. A ben-Salamon goes through puberty at the age of 10-11 years old, and finishes at 13. He can have a full grown beard by age 14. A ben-Salamon never had ginger pubes, is never any other sexuality than straight, but can be homiesexual depending on what mood he is in.
"Yo, Amy, Ben-Salamon's dick is huge! He's sooooo hot."
Ben-Salamon by avahan59 August 23, 2022

salmony snicket 

Female Genitalia. See cunt, snatch etc.

Adapted from the name of the author Lemony Snicket. (pseudonym)
i'd love to get inside her salmony snicket
salmony snicket by Deviant September 22, 2004

salaminka 

what you name your salamander
hello salaminka
salaminka by salaminka June 1, 2003