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salamonca 

A very excited and hyped up individual that always runs from the cops for no reason whatsoever. A Salamonca normally pertains to very skinny and short individuals with a strong addiction to meth and other drugs. A Salamonca is known for its ability to scale sides of buildings with ease like Gollum and screech at the moon from rooftops like a Devil. Few Salamoncas have ever been really caught as they have no problems with pain. The only way to catch a Salamonca is to become a Salamonca.

The Salamoncas' history was begun in Patterson Ca.
Catch that Salmonca!

Patterson Devil! Salamonca is gone again!!!
salamonca by PPS_TEX March 29, 2017
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Hector Salamanca 

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The mokst badass dragon in the entire mother fucking galaxy. Will rip your balls if you touch him.
I'll ride a Salamence tonight hope I don't get my bals ripped.
salamence by ErwinTheMotherFucker November 27, 2016

Salamanca New York 

Salamanca New York - a city in NY state ,
If you keep going south of here you'll end
Up in the state Pennsylvania (Bradford),

if you keep
Going north of here you'll end up in the

South towns such as Blasdell,Hamburg ,
Orchard park, west & east Seneca ,south buffalo ,lackawanna.

35 miles East of Jamestown NY,

22 miles West of Olean NY.

It's well-known for railroads , museums, stores, parks, and restaurants and some concerts play here .
Salamanca New York was named after José de Salamanca a Spanish nobleman and cabinet minister of the mid-19th century.

Salamanca is a town in Cattaraugus County, New York, United States. The name is from a major Spanish investor in a local railroad, José de Salamanca y Mayol, Marquis of Salamanca. The town of Salamanca is in the south part of the county. The city of Salamanca is the only U.S. city that was built on land leased from an Indian reservation.
Salamanca New York by Blu_leef January 24, 2023

Salamantaloupe 

Wow man, imagine if a salamander and a cantaloupe were mixed!??? It’d be a Salamantaloupe!
Salamantaloupe by jennaltracey April 22, 2019

Salamanca Smile 

The look an infant gives when pushing out a poo. The intense stare, red face and potential for slight dribble look remarkably similar to Hector Salamanca, the bell ringing drug lord from the AMC TV series, Breaking Bad.
Oh, look here! She's got a Salamanca Smile! Ring the bell little girl!
Salamanca Smile by mbd November 10, 2013

SalmonHand 

An expression of mis-understanding or general confusion, Often demonstrated with the waving of a hand and followed by the noise of someone being trapped, rather confusingly underwater.
Person A "hey so cheese finger scary tuesday"
Person B "SalmonHand" *underwater noise*
SalmonHand by JohnC86 March 22, 2009
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