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Schlong control 

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.
A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.
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Sahlo Folina 

The phrase used by banditos in trench who are in need, to get help from the other banditos who are struggling in the same way as them.

To enable happiness/escape.
To enable Fluorine (yellow gas). Bishops cannot see/perceive yellow, it is used as protection.

This phrase signifies talking to someone about what you are going though, seeking professional help when faced with overwhelming mental health issues.
"I created this world, to feel some control. Destroy it if I want, so I say 'Sahlo Folina'"
Sahlo Folina by willowmae November 24, 2018

Long schlong telegong 

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
Long schlong telegong by gollomosh September 3, 2022

Sahlo Folina 

it’s what we call out in trench when we are in need.
“sahlo folina”
we are all there for you
keep going
we believe in you
Sahlo Folina by silentpml July 23, 2019

schlongpire 

Similar to a vampire, however instead of feeding on blood they feed on penis. They'll become ornery with the absence of sucking penis for too long. BE CAREFUL.
"Wow, Darren is awfully moody today."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."
schlongpire by Triwinning June 27, 2016

Schrödinger's Schlong 

If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time
Bro is that trap porn? You gay
Nah dude, Schrödinger's Schlong
Shit homie my bad
Schrödinger's Schlong by Spumbag257 November 11, 2018