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Schlong control
Schlong control by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018
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Sahlo Folina
The phrase used by banditos in trench who are in need, to get help from the other banditos who are struggling in the same way as them.
To enable happiness/escape.
To enable Fluorine (yellow gas). Bishops cannot see/perceive yellow, it is used as protection.
This phrase signifies talking to someone about what you are going though, seeking professional help when faced with overwhelming mental health issues.
To enable happiness/escape.
To enable Fluorine (yellow gas). Bishops cannot see/perceive yellow, it is used as protection.
This phrase signifies talking to someone about what you are going though, seeking professional help when faced with overwhelming mental health issues.
Sahlo Folina by willowmae November 24, 2018
Long schlong telegong
Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
Long schlong telegong by gollomosh September 3, 2022
Sahlo Folina
Sahlo Folina by silentpml July 23, 2019
schlongpire
Similar to a vampire, however instead of feeding on blood they feed on penis. They'll become ornery with the absence of sucking penis for too long. BE CAREFUL.
"Wow, Darren is awfully moody today."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."
schlongpire by Triwinning June 27, 2016
Schrödinger's Schlong
If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time
Schrödinger's Schlong by Spumbag257 November 11, 2018
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