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schlongpire

Similar to a vampire, however instead of feeding on blood they feed on penis. They'll become ornery with the absence of sucking penis for too long. BE CAREFUL.
"Wow, Darren is awfully moody today."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."
by Triwinning June 27, 2016
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Schlongie Kong

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.
Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!
by Pcott Setty May 1, 2008
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Schlongbrero

A type of small sombrero to be worn on ones penis.
"Check out my new schlongbrero, the latest fashion trend".
by Schlongbrero September 20, 2020
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Schlongbrero

A type of small sombrero to be worn on ones penis.
"Check out my fancy schlongbrero, the latest fashion trend".
by Schlongbrero September 20, 2020
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