Salonieeeeee 

Goddess of beauty and love.

An attractive and charismatic woman.

Very cool, awesome person who has a lot of friends, is really loud and loves everyone. especially jeffrey. wolf-lovers, stay away!!

Don’t let the good looks fool you because for 3 days a month it can turn into Satan’s equivalent!

Your only line of defence is tickling, can be extremely effective when done properly

hey have you seen Saloni?

"yeah she's just over there being a boss ass bitch Please go f*ck yourself with a cactus

Girlss who say “a lot of guys are after me” should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers! Saloni is woman with high standards is a woman who knows what she wants Classy,strong, independent fearless,loyal,lovable she is strong, but not in the ways most people think. She loves more than she’ll ever get back and she know it and yet she loves anyway unforgettable creature! A girl who keeps bringing up feminism when she's losing an argument

A yo-yo thief.
Hey, that Saloni just stole my yo-yo!

Salonieeeeee

Salonieeeeee by A’sbeforebaes November 23, 2021

salonieeeeee 

Goddess of beauty and love.

An attractive and charismatic woman.

Very cool, awesome person who has a lot of friends, is really loud and loves everyone. especially jeffrey. wolf-lovers, stay away!!

Don’t let the good looks fool you because for 3 days a month it can turn into Satan’s equivalent!

Your only line of defence is tickling, can be extremely effective when done properly

hey have you seen Saloni?

"yeah she's just over there being a boss ass bitch Please go f*ck yourself with a cactus

Girlss who say “a lot of guys are after me” should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers! Saloni is woman with high standards is a woman who knows what she wants Classy,strong, independent fearless,loyal,lovable she is strong, but not in the ways most people think. She loves more than she’ll ever get back and she know it and yet she loves anyway unforgettable creature! A girl who keeps bringing up feminism when she's losing an argument

A yo-yo thief.
Hey, that Saloni just stole my yo-yo!

Salonieeeeee

salonieeeeee by A’sbeforebaes November 23, 2021

salonieeeeee 

Goddess of beauty and love.

An attractive and charismatic woman.

Very cool, awesome person who has a lot of friends, is really loud and loves everyone. especially jeffrey. wolf-lovers, stay away!!

Don’t let the good looks fool you because for 3 days a month it can turn into Satan’s equivalent!

Your only line of defence is tickling, can be extremely effective when done properly

hey have you seen Saloni?

"yeah she's just over there being a boss ass bitch Please go f*ck yourself with a cactus

Girlss who say “a lot of guys are after me” should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers! Saloni is woman with high standards is a woman who knows what she wants Classy,strong, independent fearless,loyal,lovable she is strong, but not in the ways most people think. She loves more than she’ll ever get back and she know it and yet she loves anyway unforgettable creature! A girl who keeps bringing up feminism when she's losing an argument

A yo-yo thief.
Hey, that Saloni just stole my yo-yo!

Salonieeeeee is bossy bitch

salonieeeeee by A’sbeforebaes November 23, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012