safecrack

to crap and jizz your pants at the same time.

Chris McPeters safecracked when he saw his mom naked.

by bread infection December 30, 2005

safecracker

Person who removes female virginity at every opportunity. They reguarly boast of their safecracking expertise usually with one eye watchin for the fuzz. Safecracking derived from the difficulty and expertise required to crack a bank vault for the first time. After its been done once its easy to do again so they are constantly sourcing their next triumphant raid

Ed your such a fucking safecracker!

So how do you become a safecracker?

by House March 3, 2005

safecracker

A white person in Northwest Wichita, Kansas. One is not not subjected to much crime, potential harmful vices, or much of anything at all.

Don't worry bro, you are a safecracker!

by Freeby789 October 11, 2014

specRACKular

Adjective applied to a pleasingly buxom woman. She must be attractive enough to be considered sexy or at least pretty even without the bodacious boobage and her uber-mammosity cannot be the product of the surgeon's art.

She'd have been hot even if she wore a b-cup, but with those pulse-pounding party-pillows she was absolutely specRACKular!

by Uncle Cornpone December 25, 2005

sidecracked

Very similar to sidetracked but only occurs when one is very high on some form of stimulants.

I been trying to get by yo place, just kept gettin sidecracked

by barbjus December 4, 2007

Sidecracked

While being high on meth starting one job and never finishing that job cause u start another 10 jobs while doing the first one

Bro wat are u doing u were meant to be cleaning the house not fixing your bike!! U got sidetracked didn't you!

You got sidecracked again didn't you !! I been waiting for you for 3 hours now u said 10 mins!!

by pappawally December 11, 2021

safecracker

one who is a person of many talents who is also a dab hand at safecracking,according to the fat odd shaped manager! going 2 work armed with a giant toolbox with a boss who is as bright as that toolbox! why are managers such arseholes?

when u are giving me a reference 2 get out of this shithole, dont forget 2 mention i moonlight as a safecracker u nutjob!

by starstruck January 30, 2008