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safecracker

Person who removes female virginity at every opportunity. They reguarly boast of their safecracking expertise usually with one eye watchin for the fuzz. Safecracking derived from the difficulty and expertise required to crack a bank vault for the first time. After its been done once its easy to do again so they are constantly sourcing their next triumphant raid
Ed your such a fucking safecracker!

So how do you become a safecracker?
safecracker by House March 3, 2005
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safecracker

A white person in Northwest Wichita, Kansas. One is not not subjected to much crime, potential harmful vices, or much of anything at all.
Don't worry bro, you are a safecracker!
safecracker by Freeby789 October 11, 2014

safecracker

one who is a person of many talents who is also a dab hand at safecracking,according to the fat odd shaped manager! going 2 work armed with a giant toolbox with a boss who is as bright as that toolbox! why are managers such arseholes?
when u are giving me a reference 2 get out of this shithole, dont forget 2 mention i moonlight as a safecracker u nutjob!
safecracker by starstruck January 30, 2008

Safecracker

Any White person who is cool with niggas
That boy Jeff is a safecracker. If he wanted to say Nigga I’d think about allowing it.

The Safecracker 

When you lick someone’s nipple, rub the other, and stick a finger up their butt simultaneously.
She told me to give her the safecracker and came so hard she was paralyzed for a few minutes!
The Safecracker by justbookit March 25, 2022

safecrack 

to crap and jizz your pants at the same time.
Chris McPeters safecracked when he saw his mom naked.
safecrack by bread infection December 30, 2005

safe-cracker

Slang. It’s what blacks call a white bank robber. It’s someone who’s white and cracks safes.
Black guy: hey look: a safe-cracker! What’s a safe-cracker?! Black guy: a white bank robber who’s white and cracks safes!
safe-cracker by B-rizzle June 20, 2019
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