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borderline-suicidal 

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When somebody consistently and repeatedly has suicidal thoughts, but hasn't seriously considered it and planned out a comprehensive course of action. Like almost all medical problems, early treatment is extremely important.
borderline-suicidal Person: I lost my job and my wife is considering divorce.... maybe I should just put one right in my head...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently

Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...
borderline-suicidal by Jean PKAM November 9, 2013

Suicidal 

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Someone wishing they could go to sleep & never wake up.
If someone takes a couple ibuprofen because they want to sleep, I'd say maybe they have insomnia? If someone wants to take a couple bottles of ibuprofen because they want to sleep forever, I'd say maybe they could be suicidal?
Suicidal by Nameless January 4, 2015

Suicidalist 

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The act of not giving a fuck about anything. Not caring for death or Life just going with it.
Im a Suicidalist, but im still so selfish. -ESHAM the UNHOLY
Suicidalist by The Unholy July 25, 2007

If you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place

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A phrase from filthy frank, on the Filthy Frank Show
Welcome to the filthy Frank show, if you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place” “Fuck you”

Suicidal Masochism

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When the sexual enjoyment derived from one's own pain/humiliation clashes with their want to end their own life. It usually forms into wanting someone to hurt them to the point of fatality, masking it in a sexual light.
Her: "I want you to choke me."
Him: "Okay."
Her, later: "Oh my god, please step on me."
Him: "Okay...?"
Her, even later: "Step on me and just crush my spine, dude!"
Him: "I'm mildly uncomfortable now. You're bordering on suicidal masochism."
Suicidal Masochism by Ac11037 November 27, 2020

Suicidal 

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Adjective - used to describe someone or something that is in pursuit of ending their existence (or dying.) There are a few uses of the word.

First is literally suicidal : At a certain moment, someone is actively trying to end their life.

Second is basically suicidal : At any given moment, from minutes to years, someone wouldn't mind being dead. They are comfortable with death when it comes. (Their brain will tell them that they shouldn't die, because their brains are wired to prevent extinction of humans.)

Third is commonly suicidal : From one moment to a lifetime; A person may have mild thoughts of suicide, but would never actually kill themselves because they see the "good" in life.

Forth is jokingly suicidal : Any time someone is describing someone else by their actions in a playful matter. Their actions being something that could get them killed.

Fifth is sympathetic suicidal : Used to describe someone who is pathetic enough to fake suicide or act like they are going to kill themselves, in order to draw attention to them (to gain a person's sympathy.) Commonly used in arguments as a weapon to strike fear into people.

Unfortunately in todays world, if you are described as suicidal you are almost always placed into the sympathetic suicidal category. Considering the rise of suicide rates, this isnt always the case. It is easier for people to deal with a friend or loved one acting suicidal if they tell themselves that this person is just begging for attention.
Literally suicidal
Person A: "My life is a never-ending wasteland of bullshit and broken hearts. I am on the roof and I'm going to jump."
Person B: "Don't say that, it won't change our relationship just because you're suicidal. We will never be together again because I can't love you."
Person A: "k" *jumps and dies*

Basically suicidal
Person C: "I hate everything about life. Death wouldn't be so bad."
Person D: "Don't kill yourself! Why are you suicidal? Talk to me."
Person C: "Chill out, I'm not going to kill myself, I'm just saying life sucks and the end of it would be nice.
Person D: " :( "

Commonly suicidal
Person E: " Life is such a drag. I'm beginning to get a little tired of it.. Almost suicidal."
Person F: "Are you really suicidal?"
Person E: "Nah, I'll be okay. Life will shape up."

Jokingly suicidal

Squirrel: *runs into oncoming traffic*
Person: "Damn, that squirrel must've been suicidal running into that traffic. What an idiot."

Sympathetic suicidal

Person G: "If you break up with me, I'm going to kill myself!"
Person H: "No, you wont. You weren't suicidal until I tried to end our relationship. Stop."
Person G: "I'm gonna do it right now if you don't take me back."
Person H: "Have fun with that. Blocked"
Person G: *Eats a tub of ice cream and goes to sleep*
Suicidal by Quake Jake June 5, 2019
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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