sackmonkey 

a person with low intelligence that acts hyper in any situation. and doesnt realize they are doing it

you are such a sackmonkey

sackmonkey by snoopman May 2, 2009

SackMickey 

From the Irish colloquialisms 'Sack' meaning scrotum and 'Mickey' meaning penis, SackMickey refers to a gentleman who has a bigger sack than mickey because of his tiny penis. This usually gives the appearance of a baby carrot resting on a large pair of wrinkly red kiwis.

Paddy: "I saw John's flute last night at the gym.
Sean: "Oh yeah? How was that?
Paddy: "Not great, full SackMickey on him"
Sean: "Jaysus, poor John"

SackMickey by YoungPepe November 1, 2015

JackMonkey 

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.

JackMonkey by JM Delif May 20, 2007

Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.

That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.

Schmonkey by 202101 December 24, 2010

spacemonkey

as said by Tyler Durden. one willing or set out to sacrafice themself for the greater good.

Like a monkey being shot out to space.. a space monkey.

spacemonkey by fight club February 22, 2003

Monkey, Sandmonkey 

When somebody, especially bloggers, refuse to tell you their name in social ocassion, trying to maintan the aura of mystery. (After: Bond, James Bond, off course)

Tom: I'm Tom, I'm a big fan of your blog
SM: And I'm Monkey, Sandmonkey..let's just leave it at that

Monkey, Sandmonkey by ZicoWico August 20, 2006

Sassmonkey 

Epic sassmaster, someone who is a sass guru. And likes monkeys apparently. Also may have occasional monkey-esque qualities and outbursts.

Ellen Rogers is such a sassmonkey.

Sassmonkey by AsianDunnSensation February 17, 2010