smackmonkey 

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.

"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"

smackmonkey by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005

spacemonkey

as said by Tyler Durden. one willing or set out to sacrafice themself for the greater good.

Like a monkey being shot out to space.. a space monkey.

spacemonkey by fight club February 22, 2003

sackmonkey 

a person with low intelligence that acts hyper in any situation. and doesnt realize they are doing it

you are such a sackmonkey

sackmonkey by snoopman May 2, 2009

Spacemonkey

Spacemonkey is the nickname of Daniel Jackson, given by Jack O'Neill. Daniel hates said name, which makes Jack use it even more. Given to him after he is alive after all (he almost pulled a Daniel Jackson).

"Spacemonkey. Yeah!"
"Don't call me Spacemonkey, Jaaack"

Spacemonkey by LabRatAbby December 29, 2007

SickMonkey 

A sick monkey is a very cool person

1 Cool sickmonkey
2 cool sickmonkeys

SickMonkey by SickMonkey December 5, 2004

Sockmonkey

a very "out of the loop" innocent person.

"What is a hot carl?"

"haha, you don't know what a hot carl is? are you pulling a Sockmonkey?

Sockmonkey by peppermintpatty1994 July 15, 2009

skankmonkey

Skankmonkey originates from the term hoebag, meaning a woman who'll do anything with a penis and/or who gets "around". A skankmonkey how ever, is very much the same in in behavior, but more often than not unabashed when it comes to how private her social-life is. Alternately skankmonkey can be synonymous with the term hoebag, to add a more comical take on the conversation.

"Dude I wouldn't try for that chick over there."
"Why not. She seems cool."
"She is cool, but she's a total skankmonkey."
"Hahaha, gotcha."

skankmonkey by The Suphyx December 6, 2009