SickMonkey 

A sick monkey is a very cool person

1 Cool sickmonkey
2 cool sickmonkeys

SickMonkey by SickMonkey December 5, 2004

spicmonkey 

The word spic combined with monkey to better describe hispanics

All these spicmonkeys tryna steal our jobs! burn them

spicmonkey by superfastcamel6969 June 4, 2023

Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.

That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.

Schmonkey by 202101 December 24, 2010

sackmonkey 

a person with low intelligence that acts hyper in any situation. and doesnt realize they are doing it

you are such a sackmonkey

sackmonkey by snoopman May 2, 2009

Sockmonkey

a very "out of the loop" innocent person.

"What is a hot carl?"

"haha, you don't know what a hot carl is? are you pulling a Sockmonkey?

Sockmonkey by peppermintpatty1994 July 15, 2009

Sick Monkey 

This is another phrase for cool or awsome

That boat is sick monkey.

Sick Monkey by mrqt20,TBAS December 1, 2009

smackmonkey 

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.

"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"

smackmonkey by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005