1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

A term used to describe those with undenyable stupidity in everyday situations.

For little ghetto kids who aren't old enough to call people jack a@s yet, there is jack monkey. A perfectly acceptable synonym which prevents a whoopin for using a bad word.

A derogatory term describing any individual who is acting in an unintelligent manner.

The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".

Some ass that monkeys in your business and tells you some jacked-up story just to jerk you around and stoke you.

someone with no patience who laughs at things that really aren't funny at all. they are also beautiful and adorable.