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JackMonkey

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.
by JM Delif May 20, 2007
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jackmonkey

A derogatory term describing any individual who is acting in an unintelligent manner.

The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".
Man, can you believe that jackmonkey just cut me off?!
by Jx2 May 9, 2005
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jackmonkey

Some ass that monkeys in your business and tells you some jacked-up story just to jerk you around and stoke you.
That jackmonkey left without paying for his groceries.
by Corri Deegan April 15, 2006
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jackmonkey

A government official who equivocates so as to avoid telling the truth.
The department head gave a long-winded non-answer to the question instead of telling the truth. What a jackmonkey!
by jim cain March 21, 2024
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jackamonkey

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.
Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!
by Paul September 7, 2004
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jack-monkey

A term used to describe those with undenyable stupidity in everyday situations.
"hey, isn't Barcelona a country...?"

"NO, you damn JACK-MONKEY!!"
by Bat-gump June 24, 2006
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sackmonkey

a person with low intelligence that acts hyper in any situation. and doesnt realize they are doing it
you are such a sackmonkey
by snoopman May 2, 2009
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