JackMonkey 

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.

JackMonkey by JM Delif May 20, 2007

jackmonkey 

A derogatory term describing any individual who is acting in an unintelligent manner.

The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".

Man, can you believe that jackmonkey just cut me off?!

jackmonkey by Jx2 May 9, 2005

jackmonkey 

Some ass that monkeys in your business and tells you some jacked-up story just to jerk you around and stoke you.

That jackmonkey left without paying for his groceries.

jackmonkey by Corri Deegan April 15, 2006

jackmonkey 

A government official who equivocates so as to avoid telling the truth.

The department head gave a long-winded non-answer to the question instead of telling the truth. What a jackmonkey!

jackmonkey by jim cain March 21, 2024

jackamonkey 

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.

Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!

jackamonkey by Paul September 7, 2004

jack-monkey 

A term used to describe those with undenyable stupidity in everyday situations.

"hey, isn't Barcelona a country...?"

"NO, you damn JACK-MONKEY!!"

jack-monkey by Bat-gump June 24, 2006

sackmonkey 

a person with low intelligence that acts hyper in any situation. and doesnt realize they are doing it

you are such a sackmonkey

sackmonkey by snoopman May 2, 2009