1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.
I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.
by JM Delif May 06, 2007
A derogatory term describing any individual who is acting in an unintelligent manner.
The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".
The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".
by Jx2 May 09, 2005
Some ass that monkeys in your business and tells you some jacked-up story just to jerk you around and stoke you.
by Corri Deegan March 09, 2006
The department head gave a long-winded non-answer to the question instead of telling the truth. What a jackmonkey!
by jim cain March 22, 2024