JackMonkey

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1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.

JackMonkey by JM Delif May 20, 2007

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jackmonkey

A derogatory term describing any individual who is acting in an unintelligent manner.

The combination of "jackass" and "monkey".

Man, can you believe that jackmonkey just cut me off?!

jackmonkey by Jx2 May 9, 2005

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jackmonkey

Some ass that monkeys in your business and tells you some jacked-up story just to jerk you around and stoke you.

That jackmonkey left without paying for his groceries.

jackmonkey by Corri Deegan April 15, 2006

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jackmonkey

A government official who equivocates so as to avoid telling the truth.

The department head gave a long-winded non-answer to the question instead of telling the truth. What a jackmonkey!

jackmonkey by jim cain March 21, 2024

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jackamonkey

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.

Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!

jackamonkey by Paul September 7, 2004

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jack-monkey

A term used to describe those with undenyable stupidity in everyday situations.

"hey, isn't Barcelona a country...?"

"NO, you damn JACK-MONKEY!!"

jack-monkey by Bat-gump June 24, 2006

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sackmonkey

a person with low intelligence that acts hyper in any situation. and doesnt realize they are doing it

you are such a sackmonkey

sackmonkey by snoopman May 2, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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