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slackass 

A lazy person who expects things to be done for them; a hybrid of a slacker and a jackass.
Do it yourself, slackass.
slackass by innocentsinner March 10, 2005

slackassery 

the act or acts of being a slackass. Also defined by extreme acts of apathy, laziness or lethargy.
Steven has reached a new level of slackassery by getting himself a remote control pivot mount for his widescreen TV so that he can adjust the viewing angle of the TV while laying on the couch.
slackassery by _FILTER_ July 4, 2010

smackass 

One who thinks they know-it-all, but couldn't tell you their ass from their elbow.
Some smackass at poker last night was insisting that a three-of-a-kind beats a flush.

That smackass drives a Jeep, but tells everyone he owns a truck.
smackass by wiseguy February 24, 2004
When your ass eats your pants..the way a shark eats a lisense plate
Sharkass is another term for wedgie
Sharkass by Funnybitchybunny March 1, 2018

slackass 

a person who shirks social obligation and who disappoints by their inability to drag their own sorry ass around.
I haven't heard from Jen in a while. She is such a slackass.
slackass by el chico limpio November 2, 2003

Smackassins 

Assassins that don't kill but instead run around and smack the sense into people.
I really need to sic smackassins on that moron.
Smackassins by alwayshuntress March 18, 2019