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slackass 

A lazy person who expects things to be done for them; a hybrid of a slacker and a jackass.
Do it yourself, slackass.
slackass by innocentsinner March 10, 2005

slackassery 

the act or acts of being a slackass. Also defined by extreme acts of apathy, laziness or lethargy.
Steven has reached a new level of slackassery by getting himself a remote control pivot mount for his widescreen TV so that he can adjust the viewing angle of the TV while laying on the couch.
slackassery by _FILTER_ July 4, 2010

smackass 

One who thinks they know-it-all, but couldn't tell you their ass from their elbow.
Some smackass at poker last night was insisting that a three-of-a-kind beats a flush.

That smackass drives a Jeep, but tells everyone he owns a truck.
smackass by wiseguy February 24, 2004
When your ass eats your pants..the way a shark eats a lisense plate
Sharkass is another term for wedgie
Sharkass by Funnybitchybunny March 1, 2018

slackass 

a person who shirks social obligation and who disappoints by their inability to drag their own sorry ass around.
I haven't heard from Jen in a while. She is such a slackass.
slackass by el chico limpio November 2, 2003

Smackassins 

Assassins that don't kill but instead run around and smack the sense into people.
I really need to sic smackassins on that moron.
Smackassins by alwayshuntress March 18, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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