saasturbation 

The process of discussing Software-as-a-Service (SaaS) pricing and product strategies ad nauseam and late into the night - for many nights.

The result of our saasturbation exercise was a whiteboard full of ideas and no clear path forward to implement any of them.

saasturbation by cirruspath May 20, 2013

SaaSturbation

The act of building SaaS after SaaS for the dopamine of just building

I need to stop SaaSturbation and actually commit to shipping something and start distribution to reach $10k mrr

SaaSturbation by Duetangelo May 12, 2026

spasturbation 

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

spasturbation by Ramz January 10, 2007

Shatsturbation 

When you masturbate while shitting, so both explode at the same time.

After last nights shatsturbation, I thought I could die happy. It was pure bliss.

Shatsturbation by prosperoust February 4, 2009

Sadsturbation 

masturbating while sad.

"My girlfriend broke up with me, so im left to sadsturbation."

Sadsturbation by a guy who is a guy February 18, 2015

sadsturbation 

Masturbation while in a state of emotional discord as a futile means to pacify pain.

You remember that weird, but kinda hot sadsturbation scene with Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive?

sadsturbation by RoniNix September 18, 2011

Simsturbation 

When porn just doesn't seem to cut it anymore...

Omenchild: Yeah Garrett jacks off to Sims.

Sawyer: Ewwww gross!

Garrett: It's just Simsturbation.

Omenchild: Oh well in that case it's fine.

Simsturbation by -[GAREBEAR]- July 28, 2009