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The process of discussing Software-as-a-Service (SaaS) pricing and product strategies ad nauseam and late into the night - for many nights.

The result of our saasturbation exercise was a whiteboard full of ideas and no clear path forward to implement any of them.

saasturbation by cirruspath May 20, 2013

Words you can keep

SaaSturbation

The act of building SaaS after SaaS for the dopamine of just building

I need to stop SaaSturbation and actually commit to shipping something and start distribution to reach $10k mrr

SaaSturbation by Duetangelo May 12, 2026

spasturbation

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

spasturbation by Ramz January 10, 2007

Shatsturbation

When you masturbate while shitting, so both explode at the same time.

After last nights shatsturbation, I thought I could die happy. It was pure bliss.

Shatsturbation by prosperoust February 4, 2009

Sadsturbation

masturbating while sad.

"My girlfriend broke up with me, so im left to sadsturbation."

Sadsturbation by a guy who is a guy February 18, 2015

Word of the Day on May 20, 2017

sadsturbation

Masturbation while in a state of emotional discord as a futile means to pacify pain.

You remember that weird, but kinda hot sadsturbation scene with Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive?

sadsturbation by RoniNix September 18, 2011

Simsturbation

When porn just doesn't seem to cut it anymore...

Omenchild: Yeah Garrett jacks off to Sims.

Sawyer: Ewwww gross!

Garrett: It's just Simsturbation.

Omenchild: Oh well in that case it's fine.

Simsturbation by -[GAREBEAR]- July 28, 2009

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026