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"Hey man, is Pete okay? I hear a lot of crying and bed-squeaking in his room."
"Nah man, his girlfriend just broke up with him. He's probably sadsturbating."
by BMasterTempt May 17, 2015
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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The act of masturbating while in a state of melancholy.
Steve's girlfriend broke up with him last week, since then he's been sadsturbating.
by Ratung July 11, 2014
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sad-stur-bae-shun verb to masturbate out of pure sadness
"i was up all night sadsturbating cause I my gf left me"
by The Depressed Llama May 29, 2018
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