sadsturbating

The act of masturbating while sad.

"Hey man, is Pete okay? I hear a lot of crying and bed-squeaking in his room."
"Nah man, his girlfriend just broke up with him. He's probably sadsturbating."

by BMasterTempt May 17, 2015

sadsturbating

The act of masturbating while in a state of melancholy.

Steve's girlfriend broke up with him last week, since then he's been sadsturbating.

by Ratung July 11, 2014

sadsturbating

sad-stur-bae-shun verb to masturbate out of pure sadness

"i was up all night sadsturbating cause I my gf left me"

by The Depressed Llama May 29, 2018

Saturbating

The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.

Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.

Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).

Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...

Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....

Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...

by munciemike May 23, 2009

Sadsturbation

masturbating while sad.

"My girlfriend broke up with me, so im left to sadsturbation."

by a guy who is a guy February 18, 2015

sadsturbation

Masturbation while in a state of emotional discord as a futile means to pacify pain.

You remember that weird, but kinda hot sadsturbation scene with Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive?

by RoniNix September 18, 2011

slasturbating

masturbating in your sleep

Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"

by shittydrumsalot October 26, 2009