smashturbation

the act of masturbating while shitting, not to be confused with smashterbation, its much less strange homonym.

I found my self smashturbating the other day and proceeded to think, "Wow, smashturbation. How important is efficiency, really?"

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mike thought smashturbation was fun.

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Smashturbation

noun smash-ter-bey-shuhn
A form of masturbation done whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbating

I was arrested for public smashturbation.

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When a friend or lover helps to get you off

Wow, Nick totally helped me with smashturbation last night after that really bad date with Sarah

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1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

spasturbation by Ramz January 10, 2007

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When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating

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When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: Super Smashturbating

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