Sadsturbation 

masturbating while sad.

"My girlfriend broke up with me, so im left to sadsturbation."

Sadsturbation by a guy who is a guy February 18, 2015

sadsturbation 

Masturbation while in a state of emotional discord as a futile means to pacify pain.

You remember that weird, but kinda hot sadsturbation scene with Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive?

sadsturbation by RoniNix September 18, 2011

Sadsturbation 

Masturbation while sad

A: Hey Dude, send some nudes
B: Take it, its your crush's
"sadsturbation intensifies"

Sadsturbation by Sarkar33 July 4, 2020

spasturbation 

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

spasturbation by Ramz January 10, 2007

Shatsturbation 

When you masturbate while shitting, so both explode at the same time.

After last nights shatsturbation, I thought I could die happy. It was pure bliss.

Shatsturbation by prosperoust February 4, 2009

Madsturbation 

The act of masturbating to vent anger. Usually practiced by teens who listen to Slipknot or Korn.

Madsturbation is widely frowned upon by the public, but it is a great way for weird kids to channel their hatred at their penises!

Madsturbation by Dillypoo November 3, 2009

Simsturbation 

When porn just doesn't seem to cut it anymore...

Omenchild: Yeah Garrett jacks off to Sims.

Sawyer: Ewwww gross!

Garrett: It's just Simsturbation.

Omenchild: Oh well in that case it's fine.

Simsturbation by -[GAREBEAR]- July 28, 2009