Sadsturbation
masturbating while sad.
Sadsturbation by a guy who is a guy February 18, 2015
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sadsturbation
sadsturbation by RoniNix September 18, 2011
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spasturbation
1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.
spasturbation by Ramz January 10, 2007
Shatsturbation
Shatsturbation by prosperoust February 4, 2009
Madsturbation
Madsturbation is widely frowned upon by the public, but it is a great way for weird kids to channel their hatred at their penises!
Madsturbation by Dillypoo November 3, 2009
Simsturbation
Omenchild: Yeah Garrett jacks off to Sims.
Sawyer: Ewwww gross!
Garrett: It's just Simsturbation.
Omenchild: Oh well in that case it's fine.
Sawyer: Ewwww gross!
Garrett: It's just Simsturbation.
Omenchild: Oh well in that case it's fine.
Simsturbation by -[GAREBEAR]- July 28, 2009
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