Sadsturbation

"My girlfriend broke up with me, so im left to sadsturbation."

by a guy who is a guy February 18, 2015

A: Hey Dude, send some nudes
B: Take it, its your crush's
"sadsturbation intensifies"

by Sarkar33 July 4, 2020

Sadsturbate

The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles.

John Proctor's girlfriend broke up with him so he decided to sadsturbate in order to ease the sorrow.

by Carl Grimes January 6, 2016

Masturbation while in an intense period of remorse or sadness, lubrication naturally forming from tears raining down on one's frowny poundy

Sam was so upset when the Patriots lost to the Ravens that he sadsturbated for months in his room before he ran out of tears and boners.

by TeamKeefe January 24, 2013

When you masturbate to take your mind off something that's making you sad.

"Aw man...I'm so sad about my girl breaking up with me...I can't sleep..."
"Time to sadsturbate!"

by bassmanmiles92 June 28, 2011

Masturbation while in a state of emotional discord as a futile means to pacify pain.

You remember that weird, but kinda hot sadsturbation scene with Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive?

by RoniNix September 15, 2011

When you cry while masturbating. Usually occurs on a Saturday night after realizing that you'll die alone.

Realized I'll never find true love and decided to sadsturbate the pain and emotional turmoil away.