Sarcasturbation 

A sarcastic reference to one's sexual appeal meant to incur compliments, thus having a masturbatory effect.

Bro, you've gotta cut down on the sarcasturbation. It's getting pitiful.

Sarcasturbation by Leslie Gregorson October 8, 2011

saasturbation 

The process of discussing Software-as-a-Service (SaaS) pricing and product strategies ad nauseam and late into the night - for many nights.

The result of our saasturbation exercise was a whiteboard full of ideas and no clear path forward to implement any of them.

saasturbation by cirruspath May 20, 2013