Skip to main content

s'um

Slang for "something"; "some of"; "some of them";
a) You got s'um for me?

b) Can I have s'um dat please?

c) You can give s'um a break.
by itake4everrr January 11, 2006
mugGet the s'um mug.

steak um"s

The beefy flaps that cover the female cooter (vagina).
Are those steak um"s or does her pussy need to go on a diet?
by Chip K. September 13, 2008
mugGet the steak um"s mug.
The longest ascend from whom
Human 1: Have u heard of the word whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'um'is'o'ke'im'emnd'maam'ne'ver'gonn'agive'youup'nev'er'gon'na'let'u'do'wn

Human 2: Yoo wtf
by Nev.er Gonnagiveuup August 12, 2020
mugGet the whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'um'is'o'ke'im'emnd'maam'ne'ver'gonn'agive'youup'nev'er'gon'na'let'u'do'wn mug.

Um, he's not gay

An effeminate male that a girl is in major denial about.
After two gays checked him out while they were shopping for a ring at the Galleria...

A romantic night, he tries to give her a ring...

What the heck is a promise ring??

"Um, he's not gay."
by um, what's going on? April 26, 2013
mugGet the Um, he's not gay mug.

C O N S U M E

A funny and/or sophisticated way to say eat. mostly used by the meme man and memers as well as intellectual people and British people when used in a intellectual way it normally isn't spaced out and in full caps.
Memer: Father I must C O N S U M E something for I am starvation

Smart Dad: Son I know we do not have any consumables to consume at the current time period.
by The funny guy at school September 22, 2020
mugGet the C O N S U M E mug.

Gentleman's Umbrella

Gentleman's Umbrella is when a man who is uncircumcised attaches his penis to a man with a circumcised penis by pulling the foreskin over both the penises.

Normally used in the homosexual community. But to do it the person doesn't have to be gay.
Hey Tom did you hear there was a chance of rain, would you like a Gentleman's Umbrella?

It sure is windy, would you like to use my Gentleman's Umbrella?
by dong tickler April 21, 2010
mugGet the Gentleman's Umbrella mug.

Devil's Umbrella

Guy 1- Dude...Did you hear that Nathaniel's got the devil's umbrella!"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"
by reubentheboobinjewbin December 8, 2010
mugGet the Devil's Umbrella mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email