s'um
s'um by itake4everrr January 11, 2006
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steak um"s by Chip K. September 13, 2008
Um, he's not gay
After two gays checked him out while they were shopping for a ring at the Galleria...
A romantic night, he tries to give her a ring...
What the heck is a promise ring??
"Um, he's not gay."
A romantic night, he tries to give her a ring...
What the heck is a promise ring??
"Um, he's not gay."
Um, he's not gay by um, what's going on? April 26, 2013
C O N S U M E
A funny and/or sophisticated way to say eat. mostly used by the meme man and memers as well as intellectual people and British people when used in a intellectual way it normally isn't spaced out and in full caps.
Memer: Father I must C O N S U M E something for I am starvation
Smart Dad: Son I know we do not have any consumables to consume at the current time period.
Smart Dad: Son I know we do not have any consumables to consume at the current time period.
C O N S U M E by The funny guy at school September 22, 2020
Gentleman's Umbrella
Gentleman's Umbrella is when a man who is uncircumcised attaches his penis to a man with a circumcised penis by pulling the foreskin over both the penises.
Normally used in the homosexual community. But to do it the person doesn't have to be gay.
Normally used in the homosexual community. But to do it the person doesn't have to be gay.
Hey Tom did you hear there was a chance of rain, would you like a Gentleman's Umbrella?
It sure is windy, would you like to use my Gentleman's Umbrella?
It sure is windy, would you like to use my Gentleman's Umbrella?
Gentleman's Umbrella by dong tickler April 21, 2010
Devil's Umbrella
Guy 1- Dude...Did you hear that Nathaniel's got the devil's umbrella!"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"
Devil's Umbrella by reubentheboobinjewbin December 8, 2010
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