Ascend

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Ascend by jxnx2 June 28, 2021

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ascend

To reach a higher level characterized by complete independence from everything

"We were surprised when Chris Kortbaoui ascended to a higher level and ace'd the physics test, broke the 3 minute mile record, and defeated the dragon in Wow."

ascend by John Fianna February 4, 2007

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ASCEND

You all will ASCEND one day!

Not a cult leader: you all will ASCEND someday!

ASCEND by In desperate need of help April 6, 2022

Ascend

Reaching a higher state of mind through the use of cannabis

I'm gonna ascend during my managerial final because fuck that class.

Ascend by The Toxic Ascender December 21, 2020

Ascend

In blackpill (BP) and looksmaxxing communities, "ascend" means to improve your looks enough to escape inceldom or low SMV (sexual market value) status—basically "leveling up" from subhuman/low-tier normie to Chadlite/Chad or at least getting laid/attention from "foids."
The "(BP)" tags it as blackpill-flavored: true ascends are rare/hard because genetics dominate (hard blackpill says most can't truly ascend past their "spawn point"). Soft BP or looksmaxxing types push it as possible via mewing, gymmaxxing, surgeries (jaw implants, rhino), skincare, etc. Often used motivationally in edits/TikToks ("ascend fr") or doomer-style ("it's over, can't ascend"). High success stories get called "ascended" or "glowed up BP maxxed."

person a : " girls are finally talking to me bro"

person b :" yeah man u really ascended thats why "

Ascend by Brave traveler 88 March 15, 2026

ascend the tree

the act of having sexual intercourse, refers to the ascension of the body starting at the feet leading to the genitals. traditional the ascenion begins with either the woman or man placing their foot on the other's opposite foot. Derived from ancient Indian tradition.

dude, you got to ascend the tree slow. She has a nice tree. I would ascend that so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.

ascend the tree by Jonathan Burkels January 6, 2012

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Ascend Selfbot by jxnx2 July 14, 2021

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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