s'mon

a word used by egotistical insensitive asshole bastard boyfriends

Ryan said s'mon...enough said.

by bevin November 19, 2003

National Mon's day

National Mon's Day is celebrated on the first May bank holiday Monday every year. Mon's originating from Delamere area (Cheshire) get together, drink beer and have a bloody good time, preferably at Oulton Park watching the British Super Bikes.

Ay up mon, It's national Mon's Day!

by CheshireMon May 2, 2019

Satan's Moneyshot

A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.

Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!

Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.

by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012

McCain's Monster

A nickname for Sarah Palin who was virtually unknown until John McCain picked her as his running mate in the 2008, now she is considered a rising star in the Republican party

Before John McCain picked Sarah Palin as his running mate she was just an obscure governor most people had never heard of, now McCain's Monster has risen in prominence to become the de facto leader of the radical Tea Party movement.

by Mr.Juan-derful November 18, 2010

Adrian's Monster

The large object that hides inside Adrian's pants. Commonly referred to as the "Big John Special," Adrian's monster only comes out of hiding when hearing the mystical Mark Colby play jazz. Adrian's monster will begin to escape when smooth jazz is played and will later hide until the real Mark Colby reveals himself again.

Where is Adrian's monster

It's hiding in his pants

by PussyAnnihilater69 August 4, 2017

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

Daddy’s Money

Daddy’s money. A person that everything is handed to them in life. The are fed with a silver spoon. The most known daddy’s money is Aaron Blakeway.

Aaron why are you such a daddy’s money.

by Pussyslayerxxx67 December 20, 2019