rusty swiss 

the act in which a man fists his lady friend while holding a whole pig, and wanking using the tweesers of a swiss army knife into her hair while she makes toast to the sound of a yelling burrito.

"Hear about Liam Iles? i heard he rusty swissed his sis"

"I heard he finished himself off!"

"Was the pig OK?"

rusty swiss by KBJM December 17, 2008

Rusty Scissors 

When 2 senior citizen Lesbians are cranking out their passion for one another

by rubbing their genitalia together.
A synonym would be 'cuttin the cobwebs'

I walked in on my grandma and her friend and they were doing the Rusty Scissors like there was no tomorrow.

Rusty Scissors by Luther Vandy August 19, 2020

Rusty Scissors 

When two women grind vaginas while menstrating.

"Who would like some rusty scissors?"

Rusty Scissors by ShazzertotheJkill November 5, 2009

Rusty Scissors 

A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.

I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.

Rusty Scissors by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021

Rusty Scissor

The Rusty Scissor is a derivative of the so called "scissor action" of lesbian sexual intercourse (see "Scissoring"). The Rusty Scissor occurs while one or both partners are on their periods.

Jill and Jan had dated long enough to synchronize their periods, so for days out of every month they were force to engage in Rusty Scissoring, the aftermath of these encounters looked like a home abortion had been performed.

Rusty Scissor by .:origin:. March 25, 2009

rusty scissor power slide

A sexual act in which two men start by anus scissoring, but then slide in synchronization in a clockwise motion so that major penis-to-anus penetration occurs.

Rob, being the chief, ordered butt-pirate Andy to rusty scissor power slide JP. They thoroughly enjoyed it as Rob video taped the whole thing.

rusty scissor power slide by Wordupbrah June 21, 2011

Rusty Scissor

The act of two lesbians scissoring while simultaneously shitting on each other. The added substance creates a "rusty-looking" layer of lubricant that enhances the experience.

I walk in on Laura and Sally performing the "rusty scissor" the other night.

Rusty Scissor by james b. jones January 4, 2011