the act in which a man fists his lady friend while holding a whole pig, and wanking using the tweesers of a swiss army knife into her hair while she makes toast to the sound of a yelling burrito.
"Hear about Liam Iles? i heard he rusty swissed his sis"
"I heard he finished himself off!"
"Was the pig OK?"
"I heard he finished himself off!"
"Was the pig OK?"
by KBJM December 08, 2008