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rumpology 

Rumpology - quite simply the study of the posterior anatomy, the rump. Quite common amongst the general population. Especially the male segment of the population. Those who admire and even worship this body part are known to be rumpologists.
He's always checking out girls asses. He's got a Ph.D. in Rumpology. They call him Dr. B.
rumpology by Asstrodomus February 26, 2017

Trumpology

Contrary to the traditional apology or statement of regret for one's actions, the trumpology is where one actually doubles down, steers into the skid, and makes a comment that serves to inflate the original offense.
Trumpology ex #1:
Anderson Cooper: "Mr. Trump, many activists are demanding that you apologize for claiming that you will build a wall along the US-Mexico border if elected president. What do you have to say to them?"
The Donald: "We're gonna build a wall...and Mexico is going to pay for it!"

Trumpology ex #2:
Reporter: "Johnny, now that you've been released from the Browns, are you going to clean up your act?"
Johnny Manziel: "I'm living out in LA with my guy, Von Miller. We might be partying six nights a week but we're trying to get our lives together, bro. I just wanna ball, bro. I don't think there's anything wrong with partying, bro. There's a difference between partying and being out of control."

Trumpology

The study of the unpredictable mindset of the 45th US President.
I have a Degree in Trumpology, But small hands aren't in my field.

trumpology

The cult of Trump. Idiots who believe Trump will save the day and take them to a socialists paradise in a magic bus where jobs are plentiful and idiocy is rewarded.
Joe is into trumpology he believes trump will cure his erectile dysfunction, give him 50 IQ points and fix the roof on his trailer. Jason says "Trump cured my cancer!".
trumpology by realrepublican1 February 6, 2017

trumpology

This is the idea that even the dumbest people in the world can become president.
"Man, that guy has such a good idea! Spanish language is stupid, we should all use English!"
"Your such a trumpologist jim."
"Trumpology is the truth! And who cares about logic!"
trumpology by Skaiphos November 1, 2015

Rupologize 

an apology with some shade thrown in; an apology which is presented as sincere, but is insincere and everyone knows it. Coined by Willem Belli on Rupaul's Drag Race, Season 4 Reunion Special
Willem went to rupologize for breaking the rules, but Rupaul saw through her ruse.
Rupologize by nightfallbear October 11, 2012