Trumpology

Contrary to the traditional apology or statement of regret for one's actions, the trumpology is where one actually doubles down, steers into the skid, and makes a comment that serves to inflate the original offense.

Trumpology ex #1:
Anderson Cooper: "Mr. Trump, many activists are demanding that you apologize for claiming that you will build a wall along the US-Mexico border if elected president. What do you have to say to them?"
The Donald: "We're gonna build a wall...and Mexico is going to pay for it!"

Trumpology ex #2:
Reporter: "Johnny, now that you've been released from the Browns, are you going to clean up your act?"
Johnny Manziel: "I'm living out in LA with my guy, Von Miller. We might be partying six nights a week but we're trying to get our lives together, bro. I just wanna ball, bro. I don't think there's anything wrong with partying, bro. There's a difference between partying and being out of control."

Trumpology by Cool Breeze Williams June 14, 2016

Trumpology

The study of the unpredictable mindset of the 45th US President.

I have a Degree in Trumpology, But small hands aren't in my field.

Trumpology by Idon'twritethebooks93 February 9, 2017

trumpology

The cult of Trump. Idiots who believe Trump will save the day and take them to a socialists paradise in a magic bus where jobs are plentiful and idiocy is rewarded.

Joe is into trumpology he believes trump will cure his erectile dysfunction, give him 50 IQ points and fix the roof on his trailer. Jason says "Trump cured my cancer!".

trumpology by realrepublican1 February 6, 2017

trumpology

This is the idea that even the dumbest people in the world can become president.

"Man, that guy has such a good idea! Spanish language is stupid, we should all use English!"
"Your such a trumpologist jim."
"Trumpology is the truth! And who cares about logic!"

trumpology by Skaiphos November 1, 2015

Trumpotomy 

an operation that results in destruction of the frontal lobe of the brain, causing the "victim" to lose all capacity for higher thought, reason, etc.; commonly suffered by attendees at Trump rallies; syn: magatized hannatized

OMG! My pervy uncle got a Trumpotomy at a Trump rally. He was thoroughly magatized; it transformed him into a low-IQ person... a complete Trumpanzee! He still grabs me by my pussy, but is become such a ignoranus trumpanzee, he does his old grab-a-snatch routine indiscreetly, even in front of my parents!!! OMG!!!!

Trumpotomy by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

Trumpotomy 

A portmanteau formed from Trump, i.e., Donald [Trump + lobotomy + hemorrhoidectomy. A radical psychological/psychiatric intervention to reverse the effects of victims who have been magatized.

My pervy uncle attended a Trump rally where he was magatized; now he is in dire need of a Trumpotomy.

Trumpotomy by Eppypotamus July 11, 2019

Trumployed 

Employment caused by President Trump putting tariffs on slave labor China goods, and allowing blue collar workers in democratic nations to produce these goods with livable wages.

I am now Trumployed and supporting my family with my job at the factory.

Trumployed by Chopper18 May 23, 2018