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hapology 

Hapology is a half-hearted apology.

It represents an apology which doesn't mean much. Like saying 'sorry' when you don't mean it.

For example, you've just had a round of beer with your friends and when you reach home your wife vents her fury on you! She is almost about to hit you with your baseball bat when you say sorry to avoid physical damage.

That is a hapology.
I had to tender an hapology for hitting that fat lady, but really, give me a chance and I'll do that again.
hapology by Tantanoo November 4, 2009
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humanology

The Study of Humans.
There is a student studying Humanology.

Hoopology 

The exact science of comparing the radius and circumference of a girls hoop earrings versus how open the girl is to having sex with a black man. The larger the hoops the more willing. Large hoops may warn white men that they are incapable of the kind of blatant ignorance and disrespect to get with such a woman.

The scientific formula is as follows:
If ,radius = R circumference =C
Then C(2R - 1n) = Total Whore
Basic hoopology would tell you that the girl at the grocery store, wouldn't give me the time of day because i don't look like Jay Z, my pants aren't low enough , I don't have a gold tooth, And I refuse to put a gun to her head to ask her out.
Hoopology by ezekiel 3900 March 4, 2010

Jumpology 

The study of jumping.
Man, Danny is really good at Jumpology.
Jumpology by PyroC October 15, 2020

HOEPOLOGY 

1 a : a formal justification by a hoe or to a hoe: defense b : excuse 2a
2 : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret <a public apology>
3 : a poor substitute : makeshift
1. Jesse James needed to hoepologize to Sandra Bullock.
2. Porn star Joslyn James demands a hoepology!
3. How many politicians will hoepologize this year?
HOEPOLOGY by g5hoe May 21, 2010

Himbology 

The study of himbos
I am a connoisseur of himbology”
Himbology by DaDragon_Mushu April 28, 2021