Ronpology 

When a guy drinks too much and too often and has to go around to all his friends giving an apology for his actions the next day. Often blames his actions on the drinking instead of taking personal responsibility.

Look, there goes Ron giving out his Ronpology for the day.

Ronpology by Useranonymous2 February 14, 2021

nonpology 

An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.

"Did you hear Don Imus' nonpology the other day? Like his racist remarks are actually the result of rap music."

"I really get tired of politicians' nonpologies. All they're really saying is they're sorry they got caught."

nonpology by stogoe May 20, 2007

Randology 

Rand Paul's theory as to how people should submit to to Big Business or Corporate America.

According to Randology if something is good for Big Business or Corporate America, then it's good for the little people. For example if Big Business Or Corporate America wants the little people to work harder for less, then the little people should do so willingly with a smile on their little faces.

Randology by HillbillyReport July 24, 2010

Rapology 

An apology done in the form of a rap. A rapology is more sincere than a regular apology because it requires more time to create. A rapology must have have rhymes, rhythm and a beat. The best rapologies contain beatboxing, because the more creative the rapology, the more likely it is for rapologizer to gain forgiveness.

Joe: Hey man, Cindy is still pissed at you for calling her fat.

Steve: Dude, I already apologized like 8 times, what more could she want?

Joe: Apologizing isn't enough for this kind of situation. You owe her a rapology, I'll beatbox.

Steve: aight coo

Rapology by ReubIsTheMan July 10, 2010

roflology 

The study of rolling on the floor while laughing.

fred: i do roflology.

bob: what's that?

fred: the study on rolling on the floor laughing.

roflology by imapwnuofazeroth June 30, 2008

Rantology 

The branch of knowledge regarding the heated expression of one's opinion of a subject.

When an angry or upset person writes a blog about a sensitive subject, they are practicing rantology.

Rantology by swhomebiz July 16, 2011

Ronologue 

Synonymous to an external monologue except louder and even more tedious. Ronologues are almost exclusively spoken by men named Ron.

Ron was being exceptionally obnoxious in the office today with his unrelenting ronologue.

Ronologue by fraseyboo May 7, 2018