Rumtologist

One who studies Rum and it’s affects.

Captain Jack was not an alcoholic. He was a Rumtologist.

by Mermaid Princess Sunshine April 19, 2023

cranial rectologist

Someone who appears to be very smart, but has their head up their ass when it comes to making an important decision.

A cranial rectologist is a colleague or friend.

by Brown Noserologist November 9, 2010

Rastologist

A Tiffany... A master of Locs Natural Hair and living. Top knowledge in our culture, and helps embrace our natural Beauty. An herbalist that creates from nature, for multiple uses. Oh and that hair growth oil is the best!

Your skin and hair is bad you need a rastologist!

by Rastologist September 2, 2023

Rodtologist

A person who has continuously studies fishing rod assembly, components and performance.

He isn’t just a rod builder, he is a rodtologist.

by Endlessendevours April 23, 2019

legal rectologist

1) a young lawyer who sufferes from anal cererabral discombobulation.

2) a young lawyer whose ego is larger than his brain capacity, thereby causing anal ego disfunction.

3) a judicial term for young lawyers who can't remove his foot from his own ass.

Damn Lea, ever since you have been out of lawschool you have really taken to legal rectology.

My friend Lauri really pissed off the judge who hasn't stopped talking about her being a skilled legal rectologist.

by jackofhearts655 March 9, 2009

Rubologist

The art of making yourself look busy.

Mel's the Rubologist today.

by 1st Weekday September 8, 2011