samantha's definitions

Melonie

melonie is one HAWT girl. she likes to qweef. she has a choad too. she used to hang out with ms. orange-that bitch. but then she changed, and turned on her, cuz ms orange is a loser and now has NO friends.mwahaha hecks yes.

samantha-heyyy mel haha

by samantha April 26, 2005

smee

insane form of gremlin found in capital cities. Smees are very afraid of sheep and have violent tendancies. There favourite form of attack is biteing.
the female form is most well known for having massive breasts.

O looka sweet smee...arghh f*ck ive been bitten (nevewr call a smee sweet)

by Samantha September 1, 2004

mexican tar

It's heroin, but in a black, sticky, TAR like substance. It's more common and easier to get in Mexico, hence its name.

"I like Mexican Tar better than smack because it's cheaper."

by Samantha July 1, 2003

thoingy-thoingy

anything you want it to mean.

I thoingy-thoiny you.

by Samantha September 30, 2003

babydick

small dick, smaller than normal

Damn, that Jim has such a babydick

by Samantha January 16, 2005

pofer

a girl that is terribly ugly and is in between a possum and a gofer

ugh stephanie is such a pofer

by Samantha May 13, 2005

jello pudding pops

the most awesome yummy popiscle in the world

yum! Jello pudding pops

by samantha May 2, 2005