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Rumpleforeskin 

A mythical man of wrinkled foreskin appearance who's ability to weave golden fleece from his pubic hair is renowned throughout the land.
Check out the Merkin Rumpleforeskin wove me!
Rumpleforeskin by Rumple the King February 28, 2010

frumpleforeskin 

Is a play on rumplestilskin. It is the act of stretching out the ball sacks over the forehead of your frumpy partner.
Hahahaha Reina was so baked I gave her a frumpleforeskin.
frumpleforeskin by MohammedMudSlaP February 13, 2008

rumpleforeskin 

Sexual intercourse, ESP. with an uncircumsized man.
"Then we played rumpleforeskin on his parents diningroom table"
rumpleforeskin by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

Rumpleforeskin 

One who is able to pick pubic hair and spin the hair fibers into pure gold by wrapping the hair around their foreskin. Usually told as a children's fable or fairy tale, but is now in circulation as slang.
Hey, I wanna be Rumpleforeskin so I can be rish!
Rumpleforeskin by Anonymous March 10, 2003

t-rumpleforeskin

A bumbling wrinkly penis-headed idiot that is presently leader of the free world who wants to nuke North Korea and has poor command of the English language.
T-RUMPLEFORESKIN likes to play golf a lot using taxpayer's money.
t-rumpleforeskin by Mackleinstein February 27, 2018

rumpleforeskin 

insult/means unsercumsized,and very rinckly while at it!/i guess if you want, german/limp dick/fairytail charater(rumplestiskin)
a:hey dude, your an ass
b:f*** you...rumpleforeskin
a:dude you suck!!!
rumpleforeskin by samantha September 24, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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