Jeffrey's definitions

fuck tard

A person considered to be foolish or socially inept while also being irritatingly offensive.

Give me back my banana you goddam fucktard!

by Jeffrey April 11, 2003

front butt

When a woman gets so fat her gut resembles a butt. Verticle crack and all.

Mama carries a front butt

by jeffrey November 10, 2004

main line

The main line is for rich people and everyone their is stuck up.

Josh Eife is rich, so he lives on the main line.

by Jeffrey May 13, 2005

HANK

a cigarette

deriving from the work hankering
"i have a hankering for a cigarette"

lets smoke a hank

by jeffrey February 29, 2004

same time

69, yall know what 69 is.

We got back to my place and realized we had no rubbers, so I suggested "same time" then.

by Jeffrey September 2, 2008

matreh

a species of hairy malay guys of the east coast. usually of royalty.

hey i think i saw a big foot! nah its just matreh.

by jeffrey May 26, 2004

On the punt

A womans bleeding time

She's on the punt, so take the dirt road

by Jeffrey July 30, 2003