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Royally fucked

To be more than fucked.
The situation is well beyond the definition of fucked.
When you are in a position that no matter what happens at that point, there will be no positive outcome.
He cheated on his wife with his secretary, and they both found out and so did his boss. He's royally fucked now.

See also: fucked proper.
Royally fucked by Avrus September 3, 2004
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Royally Goat Fucked 

A thousand times more intense than FUBAR. Unfixable, will never work
Is that a halloween mask? No...Man your face is royally goat fucked!
Royally Goat Fucked by snowman70 September 27, 2010

royally butt fucked 

To be fucked, not necessarily analy, by someone who is in a higher social standing.
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Lily: " I slept with Jason last night."
Lily's friend: "The hottest guy in school? You slut! you were so royally butt fucked last night!"

royaly fucked

Being screwed over so bad that you cannot begin to comprehend how bad your screwed.
Brian coones is Royaly Fucked
royaly fucked by Everyone March 20, 2005

Motor-royaly fucked 

1) To be have Motorola screw you over.

2) To have an intimate/sexual moment with a Motorola product.
1) 'Dam those mother fuckers at Motorola screwed my over, they Motor-royaly fucked me!'

2) After a long night of anal sex at her boyfriends 'Pad', Katie the Nympho went home & put her Motorola phone on vibrate & was Motor-royaly fucked.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026