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royal ass 

Person a: I knew you were an ass, I just didn't realise you were a royal one.
Person b: bisexual attraction

Merlin calling Arthur a royal ass -BBC Merlin S1 E1 Dragons call
royal ass by I know shit, ok? August 1, 2020
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Kicks Royal Ass 

When something or someone is the Ultimate Best Possible Ever!
Having superb adventures Kicks Royal Ass to the Ultimate Mutha~Fuckin' Max!
Kicks Royal Ass by Starchylde June 14, 2016

royal pain in the ass 

aka (euphemistically) pain in the butt. A true pain, something damn boring, annoying, offending, labored, troublesome, exhausting or if something just extraordinarily sucks!
Has gotten 'popular' thru J.D. Salinger's catcher in the rye, said various times by the story's main character Holden.
Me: Dude, this math test was a royal pain in the ass!!
Geek: How come I aced it?- $20 from my dad...
royal pain in the ass by Stiffmeister February 23, 2005

royal cunt in the ass 

Much worse than a royal pain in the ass, a royal cunt in the ass is someone who's so infuriating that you wish you could strangle them with your bare hands.
That customer was a royal cunt in the ass.
royal cunt in the ass by WickedHo September 27, 2007

royal pain in the ass 

my mother is a royal pain in the ass.
royal pain in the ass by k-nuts September 14, 2003

Royal Asshole 

Associating to a person male or female who has rich parents from United Kingdom or any England owned country. On the scale of 0 to douchebag, this person is known to hit past the chart over the roof in royal assholeness.
Person 1: "Hey isn't that William the fourth in his dad's Expensive Jaguar?"
Person 2: "Oh great, the same royal asshole who thinks his country has culture. His asshole dad pulled alot of people out of their homes and into the streets."
Person 1: "... oh..."
Royal Asshole by OminousWolf June 14, 2014

Royal Asswipe 

1. Someone who is a royal (extreme)asswipe; someone who only cares about themself.
2. Someone who is an extreme asshole.
Person 1: Could you help me with the homework?
Person 2: Nah, I don't care.
Person 1: Jeez, you're a royal asswipe.
Royal Asswipe by CTGreen February 27, 2020
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Failure Shower 

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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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