A sexual act; where a White male has anal sex with a Black female while she is menstruating, and pulls out, comes on her ass then throws a handful of confetti on his load.
yo bro, i need to get it in tonight, but my girl is on the rag.
Thats ok dude! you can have a Royal Wedding!
by Johnny Holeshot April 29, 2011
Describes a scenario in which a woman's labia is so long it is dragging on the ground behind her like a royal wedding dress.
"Man, i hooked up with this girl from the bar last night!"
"How was it?"
"Total royal wedding, way past beef curtains!"
"GROSS!"
by Reming May 20, 2011
Simply say these two words to a British person and they will either pee themself or pass out from excitement.
"Did you hear about Prince William marrying Kate Middleton? It's gonna be an awesome Royal Wedding!"

"OH EM GEE" *faint*
by Frithdog April 18, 2011
Will: Hey, it's the royal wedding tomorrow, what're you going to do for it?
Harry: Probably head down the pub and spend the day catching some sun in the beer garden.
by JB42 April 28, 2011
The chance for people to get inordinately pissed, and justify it saying its in the monarchies honor.
DUUUUDE Royal Wedding tomorrow
I know! let's go down the off-licence
by Sheepy156 April 29, 2011
The upcoming wedding between Prince William of Wales, second in line to the throne and 'commoner' Kate Middleton to be held on the 29th April 2011, shown to billions of people around the world.

The most eagerly anticipated event in the entire history of the world if you believe the British tabloids.
British Tabloid:
THE ROYAL WEDDING IS NEXT WEEK11!!!
OMFG WAITY KAITY TO MARRY WILLIAM!!!
KATE TOO SKINNY TO MARRY!!11!!!
KATE IS TOO MUCH LIKE DIANA!1!!
CAN A COMMONER REALLY BECOME QUEEN??!
WHICH WEDDING DRESS WILL KATE WEAR??!!!

Rest of World: Who even cares?
by Fighting Fit April 23, 2011
The realization that you do not care about it. And you must be having fever like symptoms, because everyone else on the planet is hooked!
Hey? You got that Royal Wedding Fever that's all up on HLN?

What?
by harrycomets April 27, 2011