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Plate

A chode penis that is far, far wider than it is long, resembling a plate.
Mine's 1 inch long and 12 inches wide. Bitches call me The Plate.
by CTGreen February 27, 2020
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Dhairya

1. A frail or skeletal looking person.
2. A person (usually skinny) with a disproportionately large head.
That guy is so skinny! Jeez, what a Dhairya.
by CTGreen February 26, 2020
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Ironitelligent

i•roni•tel•li•gent
1. An intelligent person that hangs around unintelligent people.
2. Irony based on the fact that someone intelligent would hang out with people far less intelligent than them.
1. That girl Becca is pretty ironitelligent.
2. The fact that you hang out with those people is ironitelligent.
by CTGreen February 26, 2020
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Names

A very common thing found on Urban Dictionary.

1. 50% of the time their definitions are written by kids who glorify anyone with that name because they like someone with that name.
2. The other 50% of the time their definitions are written by kids who are complaining about someone with that name.
by CTGreen February 27, 2020
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Marsh Ma’eilou

1. An intentional mispronunciation of the DJ Marshmello's name, used for humor and satire.
2. A word used to reference 3way Asiska's cover of Señorita.
Ex. 1
Person 1: *listening to Marshmello*
Person 2: Marsh Ma’eilou!

Ex. 2
3way Asika: Marsh Ma’eilou!
Marshmello: Land in Miami...
3way Asika: NO!! Land in Miami...
by CTGreen February 27, 2020
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Double-twisty Shlop-shlop

1. A sex move used on men to make them orgasm quickly. The move involves grabbing the penis with 2 hands, twisting it twice, and sucking it twice.
2. A 2-2-2 move.
Someone gave me a double-twisty shlop-shlop last night.
by CTGreen February 27, 2020
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Philautoshrekomniphilism

Phil·auto·shrek·omni·phil·ism
1. The belief that people should love the one and only Shrek, for he loves all who do so.
2. A religion or cult dedicated to, or based around the worship of Shrek.
I'm not atheist, I believe in Philautoshrekomniphilism.
by CTGreen February 26, 2020
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