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Definitions by CTGreen

Double-twisty Shlop-shlop 

1. A sex move used on men to make them orgasm quickly. The move involves grabbing the penis with 2 hands, twisting it twice, and sucking it twice.
2. A 2-2-2 move.
Someone gave me a double-twisty shlop-shlop last night.
Double-twisty Shlop-shlop by CTGreen February 27, 2020

2-2-2 Move 

1. A sex move used on men to make them orgasm quickly. The move involves grabbing the penis with 2 hands, twisting it twice, and sucking it twice.
2. A double-twisty shlop-shlop.
Yesterday my girl used the 2-2-2 move on me.
2-2-2 Move by CTGreen February 27, 2020

Royal Asswipe 

1. Someone who is a royal (extreme)asswipe; someone who only cares about themself.
2. Someone who is an extreme asshole.
Person 1: Could you help me with the homework?
Person 2: Nah, I don't care.
Person 1: Jeez, you're a royal asswipe.
Royal Asswipe by CTGreen February 27, 2020
A chode penis that is far, far wider than it is long, resembling a plate.
Mine's 1 inch long and 12 inches wide. Bitches call me The Plate.
Plate by CTGreen February 27, 2020
A very common thing found on Urban Dictionary.

1. 50% of the time their definitions are written by kids who glorify anyone with that name because they like someone with that name.
2. The other 50% of the time their definitions are written by kids who are complaining about someone with that name.
Names by CTGreen February 27, 2020

Marsh Ma’eilou 

1. An intentional mispronunciation of the DJ Marshmello's name, used for humor and satire.
2. A word used to reference 3way Asiska's cover of Señorita.
Ex. 1
Person 1: *listening to Marshmello*
Person 2: Marsh Ma’eilou!

Ex. 2
3way Asika: Marsh Ma’eilou!
Marshmello: Land in Miami...
3way Asika: NO!! Land in Miami...
Marsh Ma’eilou by CTGreen February 27, 2020

Philautoshrekomniphilism 

Phil·auto·shrek·omni·phil·ism
1. The belief that people should love the one and only Shrek, for he loves all who do so.
2. A religion or cult dedicated to, or based around the worship of Shrek.
I'm not atheist, I believe in Philautoshrekomniphilism.
Philautoshrekomniphilism by CTGreen February 26, 2020