Royal Asswipe

1. Someone who is a royal (extreme)asswipe; someone who only cares about themself.
2. Someone who is an extreme asshole.
Person 1: Could you help me with the homework?
Person 2: Nah, I don't care.
Person 1: Jeez, you're a royal asswipe.
by CTGreen February 27, 2020
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Philautoshrekomniphilism

Phil·auto·shrek·omni·phil·ism
1. The belief that people should love the one and only Shrek, for he loves all who do so.
2. A religion or cult dedicated to, or based around the worship of Shrek.
I'm not atheist, I believe in Philautoshrekomniphilism.
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Names

A very common thing found on Urban Dictionary.

1. 50% of the time their definitions are written by kids who glorify anyone with that name because they like someone with that name.
2. The other 50% of the time their definitions are written by kids who are complaining about someone with that name.
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Dhairya

1. A frail or skeletal looking person.
2. A person (usually skinny) with a disproportionately large head.
That guy is so skinny! Jeez, what a Dhairya.
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Roundabout Spinner

round•a•bout•spin•ner
A sex position where the dominant partner wraps their body around the other partner, pleasuring themself while simultaneously spinning around the other partner (resulting in the pleasure of both partners).
On our third date I gave her a roundabout spinner.
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Plate

A chode penis that is far, far wider than it is long, resembling a plate.
Mine's 1 inch long and 12 inches wide. Bitches call me The Plate.
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Double-twisty Shlop-shlop

1. A sex move used on men to make them orgasm quickly. The move involves grabbing the penis with 2 hands, twisting it twice, and sucking it twice.
2. A 2-2-2 move.
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