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When someone asks for your commitment, but you slyly drop the letter “p” from the word promise with your response to refrain from your commitment on a technicality. ”
“ My roommate Kyle was worried I’d sleep with his girlfriend while he was out of town, but I gave him my solemn “ romise” that she’d be in good hands.”
romise by JoJo Dancer June 2, 2018
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PA- romise 

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Like a promise. Only stronger. Kind of like a swear. Only stronger. A PA- romise is the strongest swear, promis thing.
If you do not go through with a PA- romise, then everybody in the world has permmision to rape you hard. ^.^
Ken- Will you be at the movies tonight?
Barbie- Yes, i PA- romise!

(later that night)

Ken- Barbie is not here. She was supposed to be here one hour ago :(

(The next night, Rick raped Barbie.)

Rick- I only raped her because she broke a PA- romise with Ken.

Judge- WHAT!?!? She broke a PA- romise?! Okay then, Rick, you will not be charged. Barbie, you can go to hell.

(this all happened because Barbie PA- romised that she would be at the movies)
PA- romise by jokerkid November 26, 2009
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Romime 

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An exceptionally good time of connection, usually marked by enhanced feelings of group identity, relaxation, and fun.
Guy 1: Yo this was a good time y'all
Guy 2: Yeah, so romime
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Romosexual

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Romosexual

1.) A guy who says "fuck it, I'll take one for the team and suck Tony Romo's dick so he can get back to health." Ex. Ryan Hunter

2.) A guy who sends a video of him and his wife engaging in "poop sex" to Tony Romo's house and then gets a restraining order from him.
This Ryan Hunter's obsession for Tony Romo absurd. He is clearly a Romosexual.
Romosexual by Medharsh MaGarsh March 11, 2017

romosexual

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when guys, mostly cowboy fans, are in love with Tony Romo he is QB for the Dallas Cowboys. they love Romo more than life itself, wives, kids, and moms. They would suck his dick if that meant that Dallas would win the super bowl.
Hey Jim did you cathc any games on sunday?
Well Roger the only game to see was the Dallas game, where Tony was amazing, 233yds and 4 tds. He is mvp, superbowl mvp, all pro, he is 1/2 man 1/2 amazing 1/2 god. he is the only man with 3 halves.
Jim its offical you are a romosexual.
romosexual by Drew Armstrong November 9, 2007

romie 

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(n) the combination of a romeo and a homie.
The guy I've been kickin' it with is actually a good friend. He's like my Romeo and homie...he's my romie.
romie by luellen January 8, 2009

romosexual

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a male or female crush on the Dallas Cowboys quaterback Tony Romo
The fans at the Cowboys game were full of romosexuals!
romosexual by Greggo W. February 6, 2008
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