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rock spider 

A term used to refer to a paedophile. In common usage within correctional facilities. Derived from the analogy that a paedophile, like a rock spider, is always getting into little cracks. Crass and vulgar, I know, but there it is.
"That fucking rock spider had it coming!" (When used as a defence to a charge of murder, where the deceased was a paedophile.)
rock spider by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005

Rocky Top Rockslide 

When you ejaculate a kidney stone and it rolls down her chest slides down the torso.
I passed a kidney stone and busted one at the same time. I gave my girl a Rocky Top Rockslide.
Rocky Top Rockslide by Buttwipes October 14, 2020

Cockspider. 

a midget smoking a joint, oftentimes directly after an orgy involving 7 or more carnies. This must be performed in a dirty carnival or circus-grounds, providing dusty spider-filled areas.
Do you see that cockspider?
Yeah i bet he just fucked those carnies over there.
Gross.
Cockspider. by Tomatoes are my Cheese November 15, 2004

rock spider 

Usually a man of 40+ that likes to interfere with young children mostly young boys.
Look at that "Rock Spider" perving on the kids at the swimming pool.
rock spider by Furmy September 19, 2006

rock spider 

A term for a prisoner sent to jail for pedophelia or pedophelia within a jail.

Most often used to insult teachers or those of older generations who are do not know what this is.
Geesh, Mr Brown is such a rock spider!
rock spider by Celeste December 15, 2004
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Northstarring

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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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