Celeste stays up all night figuring out a maximizer formula, and when she comes into work earlier than the rest of you dildiots, you don't get credit for it, SHE DOES. Instead, she gets fired for being a lousy team player. Because you're a whiney little bitch. Before leaving with her severence, she is heard to have shouted "There may not be an
I in team, but there is an
I in WIN!" as she slid down the banister and into the arms of a deserving company who didn't want to pay a consultant. There's no i in team, but there is in win, okay?!
