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A state of being usually adopted by middle management types whereby one's head is inserted into one's own arse. Considered to be quite an accomplishment by middle management types, given that their heads are at the same time permanently stuck in the respective arses of upper management types.
Psychologist: "The patient appears to be suffering from a chronic case of craniorectal inversion. What does he do for a living?"
Psych ward Nurse: "He's the manager of the Hospital's Human Relations team. He answers to the Director."
Psychologist: "Say no more."
by Apathetic Care Bear January 31, 2005
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The undeniably eerie feeling that you've seen all this shit before.
The undeniably eerie feeling that you've seen all this shit before. ;->
by Apathetic Care Bear January 31, 2005
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A lesbian; particularly one who is not fastidious when it comes to her partners feminine hygiene habits. So called due to the fishy aroma of the unwashed female genitals.
So Simone, are you a fish licker too?
by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005
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A term used to refer to a paedophile. In common usage within correctional facilities. Derived from the analogy that a paedophile, like a rock spider, is always getting into little cracks. Crass and vulgar, I know, but there it is.
"That fucking rock spider had it coming!" (When used as a defence to a charge of murder, where the deceased was a paedophile.)
by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005
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Indigenous Australian slang. A term used to describe an unpleasant or contemptible person. Not unlike "mudda fukka," but implying that the subject, or insultee, also engages in cunnilingus with their mother.
"You pink eyed land grabbin' white cunt mudda likka!" (Actually directed at me by a member of the Aboriginal community, while I was still employed as a Police Officer in Western NSW)
by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005
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1) Apparently offensive when used as a pick-up line on Dec 31 '04: "I'm a tsunami! I come in waves!"

2) Also apparently offensive when yelled at the top of one's voice in a crowd of drunken revellers, while throwing water over everyone nearby. Some people have no sense of humour!

3) An amazingly effective way for nature to scream "STOP FUCKING BREEDING!!!!!" Neither AIDS nor SARS worked as population control methods, so the Earth Mother cracked the shits and went postal!
Fuck the tsunami survivors! No-one threw billions of dollars at me when I got hit by a water bomb!
by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005
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A particularly thick, wiry moustache.
That bitch gave him crabs in his womb broom!
by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005
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