Definitions by Buttwipes

Lonsdale Lampshade 

When a homeless guy is so proud of his crackhead girlfriend, he wears her panties on his head

Or, when you're too poor to afford a lampshade so you just use an old pair of underwear.

Tyrone swiped Moesha's panties and used it as a Lonsdale Lampshade because he is down with that ho!

Lonsdale Lampshade by Buttwipes October 17, 2020

Monte Carlo 

Ham and cheese sandwich with strawberry Pop Tarts as the bread.

I was mad hungry this morning so I just whipped up a Monte Carlo.

Monte Carlo by Buttwipes October 14, 2020

Knoxville Knuckleball 

When you fist someone with your middle knuckle elevated. It could also mean fisting someone with your class ring on.

I couldn't sit right for 2 days because Tom gave me a Knoxville Knuckleball.

Knoxville Knuckleball by Buttwipes October 14, 2020

Rocky Top Rockslide 

When you ejaculate a kidney stone and it rolls down her chest slides down the torso.

I passed a kidney stone and busted one at the same time. I gave my girl a Rocky Top Rockslide.

Rocky Top Rockslide by Buttwipes October 14, 2020

Puttin' From the Rough

Unlubricated anal sex with a hairy asshole.

Person A: Why are you scratching your crotch so much?

Person B: Because I was Puttin' From the Rough with Dave last night.

Puttin' From the Rough by Buttwipes October 14, 2020