Buttwipes's definitions

Lonsdale Lampshade

When a homeless guy is so proud of his crackhead girlfriend, he wears her panties on his head

Or, when you're too poor to afford a lampshade so you just use an old pair of underwear.

Tyrone swiped Moesha's panties and used it as a Lonsdale Lampshade because he is down with that ho!

by Buttwipes October 17, 2020

Rocky Top Rockslide

When you ejaculate a kidney stone and it rolls down her chest slides down the torso.

I passed a kidney stone and busted one at the same time. I gave my girl a Rocky Top Rockslide.

by Buttwipes October 14, 2020

Monte Carlo

Ham and cheese sandwich with strawberry Pop Tarts as the bread.

I was mad hungry this morning so I just whipped up a Monte Carlo.

by Buttwipes October 14, 2020

Knoxville Knuckleball

When you fist someone with your middle knuckle elevated. It could also mean fisting someone with your class ring on.

I couldn't sit right for 2 days because Tom gave me a Knoxville Knuckleball.

by Buttwipes October 14, 2020

Puttin' From the Rough

Unlubricated anal sex with a hairy asshole.

Person A: Why are you scratching your crotch so much?

Person B: Because I was Puttin' From the Rough with Dave last night.

by Buttwipes October 14, 2020