riply's

When a guy has unbelievable itchy nuts,scrotum,balls,testicles etc. you get it. This term is used when hanging out with friends and you cant resist the urge to itch your sack. The term was created by my great friend Jake while he was drunk and he said "man my sack is so itchy, it could be in riply's believe it or not"

guy1: "man I've got mad riply's"
guy2: "what?"
guy1: *itches nuts and slaps guy 2 in the face* "riply's you fool, unbelievable itchy sack."

riply's by XxXaPoLlOXxX April 22, 2006

Ripley's Law 

The longer an event of negative impact occurs, the higher the probability of somebody suggesting we nuke it to try and solve it.

Guy 1: Maybe we should nuke the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 2: Dammit, I just got Ripley's Law'd!

Ripley's Law by Identity4 June 3, 2010

Ripley's Haunted Adventure 

Ripley's Haunted Adventure is a haunted house franchise owned by Ripley Entertainment. There are currently four locations for the franchise at the time of writing: they are Gatlinburg, TN; Myrtle Beach, SC; San Antonio, TX; and Pattaya, Thailand.

The interior (and exterior) of each Haunted Adventure differs, but they all follow the same basic theme: the haunted house was once a casket-making company, owned by two ominous individuals known only as Grimsby and Streaper (hint: see if you can spot anything familiar in their names). While they remained in charge of the company, strange happenings would occur: people and pets would go missing, strange smells would emanate from the building, and strange noises would be heard at night. After several years, the original owners of the company mysteriously disappeared, and the company was abandoned. Another several years passed, and then the old company was discovered by Ripley Entertainment, who purchased it. Pending a decision on how to further develop the property, Ripley Entertainment is now leading "tours" of the company- but they are quick to warn that they will not be responsible for any disappearances or loss of sanity!

The Gatlinburg location was the first to open, in 1999. It was followed by the Myrtle Beach location, then San Antonio. The Pattaya location is the newest to date (October 2004). Most of them are open year-round. Visitors to the attractions can find them easily recognizable by the presence of a monster named "Stumpy", who sits in a box outside. He named for the fact that all this ghoul has is a torso... he is missing everything but some spine and a pelvis below it!

It is noted that the Haunted Adventure attractions are very dark, and can get very intense. Many special effects are involved, including strobe lights and animatronics. There are also a number of live actors involved, who will most certainly do their best to get a scare out of you. The attractions are not recommended for children under 6-8 years old, and any child between the ages of 6 or 8 to 11 years old must be accompanied by an adult (the age limit varies with the location). Depending on the attraction, it can take anywhere from 15 to 20 minutes to tour it. Prices will vary.

The Haunted Adventure locations do have one special event each year: their October "Fright Nights" shows. Generally held every Friday and Saturday (and sometimes Sundays) night in October, the haunted house is stocked with many more actors on those nights, and the attraction itself is revamped to fit the year's "theme". For example, past themes at the Gatlinburg location have included "Carnival" and "Scary Tales" (a spin-off of "Fairy Tales").

Customer: Ripley's Haunted Adventure is so much fun! I love haunted houses and I've been through it five times! It's really scary!

Ripley's Haunted Adventure by LindsWulf October 3, 2005

snap reply’s 

snap reply’s is when two people send blank photos of their face or objects around them back and fourth to either create a streak or to make their snap score higher

“yo ruby just sent me a snap”
“damn what did she say?”
“oh nvm it was just snap reply’s”
“better send one back”

snap reply’s by eextravirginoliveoil February 12, 2021

Ripley's 

Believe it or not. Used when a statement is in doubt or unbelievable.

I went frolfing yesterday, and I got a hole in one! Ripley's.

Ripley's by Bob from Neenah September 28, 2005

Applebee's Reply Guy 

The greatest man on earth that is employed at Applebee's. He talks to fans of Applebee's on the facebook page.
Your lord and savior.

Have you accepted Applebee's Reply Guy as your lord and savior?

Applebee's Reply Guy by LCFlygon July 28, 2012

'A Jayne's reply' 

A Jayne's reply

A 'comeback' or retort that is so predictable that the intended recipient is able to preemptively create a facebook group that... um... predicts it.

Can also be used to describe the language 'skills' of facebookers who say things like: ROFL or EPIC FAIL or who use the keyboard to create twee little graphics that depict ladders replete with accompanying cliches.

For instance, a 'Jayne' might actually bother to type a ladder graphic in the absence of something worth saying. Follows it with "Something for the climb down. Careful now."

You say: "Bit of a 'A Jayne's reply'"

'A Jayne's reply' by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 November 3, 2009